Haven't Broken A Bone Yet? Try These Stilletto Roller-Skates

I'll be the first to admit, I'm not the most graceful person. Even with both feet, in flats, on steady ground. So strapping a pair of these new stilleto roller skates to my feet will either lead to serious injury or a fabulously viral video. Let's be honest, it'd be both.

But you go right ahead and tell me how that goes: