The Craziest & Funniest Secrets You've Kept From Your S.O.

Guilty. There's a couple things about me I'm pretty sure are so weird, I thought it would be best to wait awhile before I unloaded that baggage. LOL (I have this awful hatred of silverware when it clinks together)

Turns out...I'm not alone.

What's the strangest or funniest thing YOU'VE kept from your significant other???