Target Announces New Rewards Program That Sounds Amazinggg

Cool. Cool, cool, cool. I didn't need to eat. Or provide for my family. Or pay bills. Target has just announced a revamped new rewards program that sounds AMAZING. (Even more amazing then before)

First, you'll get 1% back on EVERY Target purchase, you'll get a FREE birthday gift every year AND you'll get "personalized" deals! Whatever, spy on me while I shop. Not ashamed to say I'm fine with that...

If my boss is reading this right now....just go ahead and move my direct deposit straight to my RedCard, please & thank you.

(And no. I'm not being paid a CENT to talk about this LOL)

 

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