Sarah Morningstar is a sculptor in Austin, Texas who has unleashed the ultimate stretchy pant: a whimsical rainbow unicorn penis.
Even better is that Morningstar describes the look of the legging as "Lisa Frank on crack".
Obviously, I'm sold.
And for only $49 wouldn't it be fantastic to buy these for all your friends and you could have a matching penile night out! Bachelortte party? I gotchu.
Morningstar also added that she's not done yet! She has other designs in mind including a penis mermaid print. So honestly, would you wear them?