OMG Peen-i-corn Leggings Are Here

posted by Lauren Smith - 

Sarah Morningstar is a sculptor in Austin, Texas who has unleashed the ultimate stretchy pant: a whimsical rainbow unicorn penis.

I'm dying.

Even better is that Morningstar describes the look of the legging as "Lisa Frank on crack".

Obviously, I'm sold.

And for only $49 wouldn't it be fantastic to buy these for all your friends and you could have a matching penile night out! Bachelortte party? I gotchu.

Morningstar also added that she's not done yet! She has other designs in mind including a penis mermaid print. So honestly, would you wear them?

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