What’s the smallest, pettiest, most ridiculous reason you’ve ever stopped talking to someone?”
That’s the question that kicks off this wildly entertaining episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning — and the answers take us from awkward dating moments to full‑on “I cannot believe that happened” territory. In this episode, Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh dive into:

A caller confesses he ghosted a woman because she showed up to a first date wearing a shirt that said:
“Marriage Material.”
Was it bold? Desperate? Hilarious? A red flag? The show debates — and listeners call in with their own “tiny reasons I ghosted someone,” including:
A wife discovers an expensive dinner charge from her husband’s work trip… with another woman. He says it’s innocent. She’s not convinced. Candice delivers a verdict on finances, trust, omissions, and husband behavior that’s just shady enough to raise eyebrows.
In today’s Hot Take, Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh dive into a viral debate that’s got parents everywhere choosing sides: Are parents today too soft? The conversation kicks off after a man posts the intense list of chores he claims he had to do at eight years old — from ironing his school clothes to handling the family’s dishes every single night.
This episode has everything — awkward dating confessions, relatable parenting debates, weather chaos, wild news stories, and the kind of hilarious chemistry that makes Billy, Candice, and Pooh feel like your actual friends.
It’s real, unfiltered, chaotic, and laugh‑out‑loud relatable.
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Dirty Little Secret: The Marriage No One Knows About
Today’s secret might be the most shocking yet:
A woman secretly marries her male best friend for health insurance — and now he wants to move in and maybe more.
Billy breaks down the very obvious man logic, Candice offers emotional clarity, and Pooh… well, Pooh gives Pooh advice.

This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, emotional, and laugh‑out‑loud funny — the perfect Friday energy.
If you love real talk, ridiculous headlines, and surprises that hit you right in the heart, this one is absolutely worth the play button.

“Would you marry your best friend… just for the health insurance?”
That’s the jaw‑dropping question that kicks off one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and unexpectedly heartfelt episodes of Billy The Kidd In The Morning this season.
 In today’s show, Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh take listeners on the full emotional roller coaster as Friday spirals into outrageous stories, real-life confessions, and the most unhinged “Ask Us Anything” yet. 🎙
What You’ll Hear in This Episode Robots Gone Rogue in Dallas
Candice breaks down her wild anniversary outing involving food‑delivery robots nearly body‑checking pedestrians — and a full-sized humanoid robot casually strolling through DFW airport. 🧴 Producer Pooh’s Shea-Butter Disaster
Pooh reveals his overnight transformation from “ashy king” to “itching like he’s got fleas,” sparking one of the funniest segments of the week. Outages, Wind, and Cedar Attacks
Billy’s allergies are destroying him, Candice is beefing with the Texas wind, and Verizon’s giving out $20 apology coupons for a statewide collapse. A vibe.
This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, emotional, and laugh‑out‑loud funny — the perfect Friday energy.
If you love real talk, ridiculous headlines, and surprises that hit you right in the heart, this one is absolutely worth the play button.
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That’s the emotional bombshell that kicks off today’s intense and unforgettable Dirty Little Secret on Billy The Kidd In The Morning. In this episode, a caller confesses a heartbreaking truth she’s been forced to carry:
Her boyfriend witnessed their friend’s fiancé kissing another woman at a bar — a “quick, drunk kiss,” as he tried to explain it away. Now, with the wedding just days away, she’s torn between loyalty, fear, and the crushing weight of staying silent.

Our caller opens up about:

• The moment she learned the truth — and the promise she made to keep it secret.
• Why she refuses to attend her best friend’s wedding, even if she has to lie to stay away.
• Her fear of being the one to “blow everything up” and destroy the life her friend believes she’s building.
• The emotional toll of watching a friend walk into a marriage built on a betrayal she can’t un-know.

Pooh even throws in a hilarious hypothetical involving Applebee’s (yes, Applebee’s), and Billy can’t resist grilling him about whether he’d ever forgive his fiancée for a drunken slip.
This episode is packed with emotion, moral dilemmas, humor, and that classic Billy The Kidd energy listeners love.
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“If you knew a secret that could destroy someone’s happiness… would you tell them?”
That’s the emotionally charged question that sparks one of the most intense mornings yet on Billy The Kidd In The Morning. In this episode, the team delivers a rollercoaster of laughs, nostalgia, debates, and jaw-dropping confessions — the kind that make this show impossible to turn off.

Childhood Heartbreak & Hilarious Jersey Trauma Billy retells one of the saddest-yet-funniest stories of his childhood:
A basketball jersey so small it required grandma’s DIY “Frankenstein” mesh‑and‑t‑shirt hybrid — a moment equal parts tragic and comedy gold. Candice and Pooh lose it all over again hearing it.
The big emotional punch of the episode:
A caller confesses she’s hiding a devastating truth — her best friend’s fiancé was caught kissing another woman.
She refuses to attend the wedding but isn’t willing to expose the betrayal. The team dives deep into loyalty, morality, and the explosive consequences of telling (or withholding) the truth.
Micro-Cheating: Where’s the Line? The crew breaks down a viral therapist’s list of “micro-cheating behaviors,” and things get heated — especially when it comes to “exchanging social media” and “liking bikini pics.”
The arguments are honest, hilarious, and (painfully) relatable.

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What happens when a former priest calls in with a confession that flips everything you thought you knew about the sanctity of the confessional? In this jaw-dropping segment, a listener reveals that during his time as a priest, he broke the seal of confession—giving cheaters an ultimatum: tell your partner within a month, or I will.
This shocking revelation sparks a deep conversation about morality, honesty, and whether protecting the truth is worth breaking sacred rules. Some people thanked him years later, others never spoke to him again. Was he a hero for saving relationships or a villain for crossing the line?
Tune in for this unforgettable Dirty Little Secret that will leave you questioning where the line between right and wrong really lies.

“Is it ever okay to tell a friend they’ve gone too far with cosmetic enhancements?” That’s the fiery question sparking today’s episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning—and trust us, the conversation gets real fast. Join Billy, Candace Lopez, and Producer Pooh as they dive into:
Dirty Little Secret: A former priest calls in with a jaw-dropping confession—he used to break the seal of confession and tell spouses about infidelity. Was he a hero or a rule-breaker?Candace Court: A boyfriend feels hidden because his influencer girlfriend refuses to post about him online. Is she protecting her brand or crossing the line? Candace delivers the verdict.Real or Fake News: From a Texas man arrested in a diaper yelling “goo goo gaga” to a woman stealing a Stanley Cup for breast milk, you won’t believe which headlines are real.


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What happens when a caller admits to scamming food delivery apps using AI? In this jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secret, a listener confesses to manipulating photos of her meals to look undercooked or gross—then uploading them for refunds. The twist?
She uses AI to make the food look convincingly bad. Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh react in real time, debating whether this is genius, unethical, or just plain risky.
The conversation dives into the dangers of AI misuse, the impact on small businesses, and whether karma might come knocking. It’s shocking, hilarious, and guaranteed to make you think twice about your next DoorDash order.

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