Soon to be Dad, Ashton Kutcher, will have a very specific spot when that baby comes. If Mila has anything to say about it, he will not be standing south of the curtain. The star talked to Marie Claire and said, "He'll be head to head.  Not head to vag.  Unless he wants to risk his life and see.  But I wouldn't if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded.  Because it will be shredded.  It's just a matter of how badly." Oh Mila, you have such a way with words.

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Chelsea Handler announced she is ending her show in August and now we know why. Blame it on the Biebs! Handler says she honestly doesn't really care about Justin Bieber and is sick of talking about him. But in order to stop, she had to stop doing the show altogether. Same with Kardashian news and all the other "crap" she doesn't want to spend her time discussing anymore. She plans to travel and hopes to launch a new show where she can "talk to people are actually going to educate me". Aka, not Justin.

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 Trouble in paradise for Jennifer Aniston and fiance Justin Theroux because of veiny arms?! According to the National Enquirer Justin has been hitting the gym hard and his 'veiny' arms remind Jen of her rival Angelina Jolie. This angers Justin who apparently wishes Jennifer would just get over the whole thing. True or not? Really hope Jen's is not as crazy as she is hot.

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