Will Jay and Bey be joining the Kimye nuptials? Turns out the power couple will be marking 'Not Attending' for Kim and Kanye's wedding. Jay Z and Beyonce would love to attend if it was not such a public event but they are too nervous about showing up on an ep of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians". They'll make up for it in gifts! Jay Z plans to throw a HUGE bachelor party for Kanye at his New York club plus him and Beyonce threw down $168,000 on a yacht  for the honeymoon.

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Too soon for miscarriage jokes about Lindsay Lohan? Don't tell Joan Rivers:

Kris Jenner had an interesting Easter. After church she showed up at pot dispensary, Dementia where she bought a $200 bong. And get this, for her mom. She told the dude her mom suffers from back pain and was very interested in learning more about how to get a medicinal marijuana card.

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