Taco Bell has announced a new contest. "Eleven Everlasting Dollars"

Would you be shocked to know a lifetime of Taco Bell apparently costs just $10,000? Now I'm a big fan of the 2AM TB stop, but is that enough to satisfy my Mexican craving for my WHOLE LIFE?

(Answer: maybe, if I stopped eating it. But that would depend on whether I could get off the couch or not. My cravings hit hard people.)