On Monday, a guy approached a 35-year-old woman at a Walmart in in Lincolnton, North Carolina. From the surveillance footage, he looks like he was channeling a Cliff Huxtable vibe, African-American, khakis, ugly sweater.

Pic Via Security Footage

He told the woman he was a podiatry student, and somehow got her to try on shoes in the shoe department. But as he helped her into a pair he suddenly put her foot in his mouth and started LICKING her toes. 

The woman pulled her foot out of his mouth and ran to tell security.

Pic Via Lincolnton Police

After releasing the security cam footage the dude was busted by police.

(The Smoking Gun)