29-year-old Lakeisha Johnson of West Park, Florida was walking around at 1:20 A.M. on Monday when the cops stopped her.  They were looking for someone who'd just stolen a laptop in the area, and asked her if it was her.

Pic Via Broward County FL

Instead, she told them she works at a strip club in Miami called Tootsie's Cabaret and started STRIPPING.  When one of the cops reached out to stop her, she SLAPPED him.  So they took her to jail.

And once she was in the holding cell, she decided to perform a LIVE SOLO SEX SHOW.  She stripped down, did some stuff to herself, and offered one of the cops some sexual favors if he let her go.

She was charged with resisting arrest, but she WASN'T charged with anything else.  Maybe as a "thank you" for the show?


It's not clear if she stole the laptop or if the cops ever found out who did, but it seems like they got pretty distracted.

(The Smoking Gun)