Last week, 43-year-old James Andrews of St. Petersburg, Florida went into his Bank of America branch to find out the balance on his checking account. It was negative.
So, he ROBBED THE PLACE!
He asked the teller WHY his balance was negative. When she couldn't give him an answer beyond, "Um, because you don't have any money" he told her he was robbing the place.
Even though he didn't have a weapon, she handed him $1,000. He took off.
Police easily tracked him down about an hour later. He was charged with robbery. The cops also found a little bit of CRACK on him, and he told them he needed the money to pay off his drug dealer.
I've lived in West Michigan for over 15 years and am proud to call Beer City home.
I was born in Cincinnati & grew up in Detroit. This fun fact has haunted me throughout my life as I am both a Lions & Bengals fan.
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